PIXLEY ARBUCKLE

Slightly Quirky Country


                                                                                          Thoughts


"How do you tell the difference between a tradesman and a professional?
Clue: One get's paid for good results, the other gets paid for any result.


A anxious man suspects,
a nervous man knows
a relaxed man accepts
That women are capable of ANYTHING.


Conundrum: You're a man. You're late for an appointment and you're caught in a grocery isle between two large, pissed-off, middle aged women with full carts. What do you do?


It's not the loss you take, it's how you take the loss.


Two Types of Fool: 1. Believes everything. 2. Doubts everything.


Ignorance is not a character flaw. Pride in it, is.

 

If the reason does not make sense, there’s an another reason that does.

 

Normal Defined: The acceptable level of craziness in any given geographical region, culture, or set of fixed circumstances.

 

Culture Defined: The acceptable types of craziness in any given geographical region, culture, or set of fixed circumstances.

 

Art Defined: Craziness made pleasant.

 

People never get upset about reality. They get upset about dreams.


Dreamers are punished more than schemers.


If you can eat the crap, you can have the steak. They are both part of the same dinner.


Once upon a time, moral ambiguity, was an oxymoron... and nobody had heard of either one.


"There's always someone there to lean on. Just don't push 'em over". -Kirke's Granddaddy


" Never argue with a fool". " A listener can't tell the difference". - Kirke's Granddaddy